Bananecdotes

Ask me anything   Why not try it all if you only remember it once?

But first let me take a #slutzky.
#mymomisanationaltreasure

But first let me take a #slutzky.
#mymomisanationaltreasure

— 2 hours ago
#mymomisanationaltreasure  #slutzky 

onlyblackgirl:

20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one

And Iggy got what? 2 singles that aint never been #1 but is somehow the “queen” of rap. FUCK OUTTA HERE.

(Source: nickiroyale, via fuckyeahharajukubarbie)

— 3 hours ago with 54301 notes
"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."
Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

(via beyondthescatteredwalls)

— 3 hours ago with 251049 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Still waiting for this feature. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Still waiting for this feature. [x]

— 10 hours ago with 3922 notes